E não é que há piadas sobre recrutamento?!
An HR manager died and her soul welcomed by an Angel. “Before you get settled in” he said, “We have a little problem…you see, we’ve never had a HR manager make it this far before. But I’m instructed to let you have a day in hell and a day in heaven, and then you are to choose where you’d like to go for all eternity.”
“Actually, I think I’d prefer heaven”, said the woman. “Sorry, we have rules…” at which the Angel took her to Hell’s door first. There, she found a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club; around her were many friends, past fellow executives, all smartly dressed, happy, and cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks, and they talked about old times. She enjoyed a superb steak and lobster dinner with the Devil (who was actually rather nice) and she had a wonderful night telling jokes and dancing. Before she knew it, it was time to leave. Everyone shook her hand and waved goodbye. “Now it’s time to spend a day in heaven,” the Angel said.
So she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds, playing the harp and singing; which was almost as enjoyable as her day in Hell. At the day’s end the Angel returned. “Now,” he said, “You must choose between the two.”
“Well, heaven is certainly lovely, but I actually had a better time in hell. I choose Hell.”
The Angel took her back to Hell. When the door opened, she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends dressed in rags, picking up rubbish and putting it in old sacks. The Devil approached and put his arm around her.
“I don’t understand,” stuttered the HR manager,”why is it so different??”
The Devil simply looked at her and smiled, “Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you’re staff.”
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